Los Angeles Clippers, 2012-13
Tattoo percentage: 67% (10 players with tattoos, 5 without)
The Clippers had a decrease in tattoo percentage from last year.
Players with tattoos:
Matt Barnes
In 2008, Barnes founded the Athletes vs. Cancer foundation in memory of his mother, who passed away from lung cancer. In 2010, he added a portrait of his mother, framed by angel’s wings, to his many tattoos. As he explained to Tom Hoffarth of Inside So Cal, “this keeps her around.”
Chauncey Billups
On Billups’s left shoulder is a tattoo of a crowned figure spinning a basketball on his finger. Surrounding the figure are the words “King of the Hill,” a reference to the Denver neighborhood Billups grew up in. In an IGN Sports interview, Billups described it as his favorite tattoo, and explained the significance: “My neighborhood back home is called Park Hill. It’s a hood thing. All of my tats mean something.”
Eric Bledsoe
Bledsoe has tattoos along both arms.
Caron Butler
While on the Wizards, Butler wrote on his blog about tattoos: “Like many other guys in the NBA, I’m big on tattoos too. I may not be a league leader there, though, because I have just four of them. The tat that means the most to me is the one on my left arm. It says “Rest in Peace, Kailo”. That’s my cousin who died in a car accident. She was like a sister to me. I grew up with her and although she’s no longer here, I keep her with me.”
Jamal Crawford
Players from Seattle tend to have a lot of tattoos (Nate Robinson, Jason Terry, Terrence Williams) and Crawford is one of the heaviest. On his left shoulder is one of the dreamiest basketball-themed tattoos in the league: against a background of heavenly clouds, a hoop glows, with “Jamal” lettered across the backboard in Olde English.
DeAndre Jordan
Among Jordan’s many tattoos is a portrait of his grandfather on his stomach, added in 2012.
Lamar Odom
When it comes to tattoos, Odom keeps it simple: “My tattoos are just reminders of people who are close to me.”
DaJuan Summers
Summers has both arms well covered, but it’s his first tattoo, acquired in high school, that he looks to for comfort: “‘It has my name on it,’ says his mother, Twana, a supermarket meat cutter who raised her three kids alone in Baltimore after her husband died when DaJuan was just 3. ‘And it has the names of [his sister] Regina and [brother] Malik. He says when things get tight, he grabs that tattoo.’”
Ronny Turiaf
In March of 2011, Turiaf began work on a new tattoo on his left arm: a phoenix rising from ashes.
Maalik Wayns
Wayns has tattoos on both arms. In 2011, he posted to twitter: “God I hope I’m living right and sorry for the tattoos.”
Players without tattoos:
Willie Green
Blake Griffin
Grant Hill
Ryan Hollins
Chris Paul
Los Angeles Clippers, 2011-12
Tattoo percentage: 87% (13 players with tattoos, 2 without)
Wow. In the past few months (sealing the deal with their last-minute trade today), the Clippers have gone from a team with an average number of tattooed players last year to the team with the most tattooed players by a good margin. Strangely, their two marquee players are their only two players without tattoos.
Players with tattoos:
Chauncey Billups
On Billups’s left shoulder is a tattoo of a crowned figure spinning a basketball on his finger. Surrounding the figure are the words “King of the Hill,” a reference to the Denver neighborhood Billups grew up in. In an IGN Sports interview, Billups described it as his favorite tattoo, and explained the significance: “My neighborhood back home is called Park Hill. It’s a hood thing. All of my tats mean something.”
Eric Bledsoe
Bledsoe’s right arm is almost completely covered in tattoos.
Caron Butler
While on the Wizards, Butler wrote on his blog about tattoos: “Like many other guys in the NBA, I’m big on tattoos too. I may not be a league leader there, though, because I have just four of them. The tat that means the most to me is the one on my left arm. It says “Rest in Peace, Kailo”. That’s my cousin who died in a car accident. She was like a sister to me. I grew up with her and although she’s no longer here, I keep her with me.”
Reggie Evans
Evans has tattoos along both arms, including his mother’s name—Janie—tattooed along his left forearm.
Randy Foye
One of the most heartbreaking tattoos in the league (or that I’ve heard of, period), Foye has a tattoo of his mother over his heart. Raised by his two grandmothers after his father died and his mother ran out on the family, Foye marked his 22nd birthday with this tribute to his absent parent. A 2006 interview painted yearning, not forgiveness as the inspiration for the design: “If my mom was here today, she would probably be the most important person in my life. I know how I treat my grandmother and I put my grandmother in her place on a pedestal. I just felt as if I needed something of her attached to me, so I just put her over my heart.” Think about that next time you boo him.
Ryan Gomes
Gomes has a massive tattoo of praying hands on his ribcage.
DeAndre Jordan
Jordan has a lot of text tattoos: the serenity prayer; Matthew 5:4-5; G.W.O.M. (which stands for God Watch Over Me); Philippians 4:13; “Don’t take wooden nickels”; and a text he wrote himself on his bicep. According to a Dime Magazine profile, he can’t help it: “I mean I see a lot of writing and things like that, that I can relate to and I’m not like, ‘Oh, I should get it tattooed on me,’ but I just kind of like them so much that I want to get it.”
Travis Leslie
Leslie is the only NBA player I can think of with no upper body tattoos and tattoos on his calves.
Kenyon Martin
In a recent L.A. Times article, Martin discussed the meaning behind one of his tattoos:
“I have another tattoo here that reads: ‘God’s Plan, My will.’ That’s why I work so hard and care so much. Basketball is what got me out of the projects. It got my momma the house she never had, the car she never had.
“Nobody is going to get the best of me. You might score more points than me, but you’re going to know you were in a dogfight.”
Bobby Simmons
Simmons has a tribute to his other brother, Tizoma, who died when Bobby was a junior in high school, tattooed on his right arm. When asked about the tattoo by The Journal Times, Simmons explained, “I think of him all the time. That’s why I had this (tattoo) done. That was the purpose for me getting this, so that he would never be forgotten.”
Trey Thompkins
Thompkins has tattoos on both arms.
Mo Williams
Williams has a tattoo of the Mr. Peanut logo in reference to his childhood nickname, Peanut.
Nick Young
Young prepared for the 2010-11 season by having the word “FAITH” tattooed across his chest, a move he described in an interview: “‘It feels like a new birth. I’m just ready to take on any challenge. I’m trying to get tattoos and coming back totally new — a new Nick,’ Young said, flashing a grin, then flexing to show he has hit the weight room this summer to add another seven pounds of muscle. ‘I can stomach the big dogs this year.’”
Players without tattoos:
Blake Griffin
Chris Paul
New Orleans Hornets, 2010-11
Tattoo percentage: 13% (2 players with tattoos, 13 without)
If I’m being completely honest, I am a pretty novice NBA viewer. I follow the ball’s movement almost exclusively, unable to see how the entire court is moving or recognize where the play is headed. I have a hard time rating defense unless it results in a turnover, the nuances of how one player shuts down another require an eye that I am too excitable to develop. My assumption is that most viewers are like that, which is why people gravitate towards fast teams—Showtime Lakers, Payton/Kemp Sonics, Believe Golden State Warriors—because they reward that kind of value system. That’s basically my favorite teams trajectory, I’m no better.
Which is why I’ve been surprised, and admittedly proud of how much I’ve enjoyed watching the Hornets this season, who got as much play as the Knicks and the Warriors for 2010-11. Unlike Monta’s playground shooting or Amar’e’s exuberance, New Orleans’ game doesn’t translate well to highlight reels. Their moments of brilliance are considered and subtle, a spectacle of patience that has countless analysts invoking the Training Day “this shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers” line about Chris Paul.
The Hornets are a slow team, something they got criticized for a lot in the playoffs. But their slow is measured, disciplined, not uncertain or tentative. You know at the end of a game when the losing team takes as long as possible to pick up the inbound pass so they can extend their time on the court? The Hornets do this almost every possession, every game. While they have a few players who don’t fit into this team model, in general they always project an attitude of careful control. It’s not like Monty Williams has to take a lot of timeouts to reel in the team or divert the momentum.
I never really liked that announcer’s cliche of “tighten the screws” until I saw it applied to New Orleans. It imparts the exact right combination of precision, excruciating pain, and satisfaction in a job well done. Their sense of control kept me from despair even when they were 10-20 points down. Without strong-arming, without Reggie Miller miracle speed, without even a visible show of heroics, the Hornets (at their best) are always capable of capturing the game. That winning streak in January saw it happen in six of the ten games, where the match was determined in the final quarter and won by only a basket or two. They were tight, hard fought games, sure, but they were also examples of how the Hornets can grab ahold of any opponent and take the win.
So how does this intersect with the fact that only two of the Hornets—franchise face David West and recent arrival Trevor Ariza—have tattoos? Is it an illustration of self-control=court-control? Gross, and totally defeating the point of this blog. Does it say something about Dell Demps’ bias against tattoos? I doubt it. The thing I keep thinking about is the recent trend towards criminals not getting tattoos, because tattoos makes them easier to identify. There’s something about hiding in plain sight, but something more powerful about the subversion of expectations, the next step thinking that can manipulate these expectations into victory—a final-second pass to Jarrett Jack for the win. I once saw Chris Paul get cornered by two defenders, and he bounced the ball out of bounds off one of their bodies so his team could reset the play. Maybe that’s some veteran move I didn’t know about or can’t recall having seen, but it is some serious crook play. There were a few moments of critical hate for Paul this season because of his attempts to draw charges, but in general I think people respect him, and the Hornets by extension. And especially after this playoffs series against the Lakers, no one thinks of him as a crook, proving once again that bad boys move in silence and violence.
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Players with tattoos:
Trevor Ariza
Among Ariza’s many tattoos are 5 designs dedicated to his younger brother, who died when they were both children. As described by a New Orleans Times-Picayune profile, these tributes are, “displayed on Ariza’s arms, chest and neck and include a sketch of Tajh’s likeness, clasped hands in prayer over Tajh’s name, and on the inside of Ariza’s left forearm, the words ‘Blood is thicker than water. I am my brother’s keeper. Rest in peace, Tajh. I miss you.’”
David West
Towards the end of West’s junior year at Xavier, he announced that he would stay and finish his degree, rather than elect for the NBA draft. Shortly afterward, he got a tattoo of the school’s symbol, a capitol X, bordered by the text “My life my way” to demonstrate this commitment. As he explained to the Cincinnati Enquirer, “It’s to show some type of loyalty to the school because I came in as a freshman, and one of the things Coach (Skip) Prosser said to me was, if you do the things you’re supposed to do, then Xavier will do what they’re supposed to do, and you’ll be successful. Xavier has been the best place for me, and it’s where I’ve been able to establish my playing career. ‘My life, My way,’ is basically, I’m going to do things now that will be the way I feel they should go. It’s my life in the end. Nobody has to walk in my shoes. Nobody has to do what I do, but me.”
Players without tattoos:
David Andersen
Marcus Banks
Marco Belinelli
Patrick Ewing Jr.
Aaron Gray
Willie Green
Jarrett Jack
Carl Landry
D.J. Mbenga
Emeka Okafor
Chris Paul
Quincy Pondexter
Jason Smith
Los Angeles Clippers, 2012-13
Tattoo percentage: 67% (10 players with tattoos, 5 without)
The Clippers had a decrease in tattoo percentage from last year.
Players with tattoos:
Matt Barnes
In 2008, Barnes founded the Athletes vs. Cancer foundation in memory of his mother, who passed away from lung cancer. In 2010, he added a portrait of his mother, framed by angel’s wings, to his many tattoos. As he explained to Tom Hoffarth of Inside So Cal, “this keeps her around.”
Chauncey Billups
On Billups’s left shoulder is a tattoo of a crowned figure spinning a basketball on his finger. Surrounding the figure are the words “King of the Hill,” a reference to the Denver neighborhood Billups grew up in. In an IGN Sports interview, Billups described it as his favorite tattoo, and explained the significance: “My neighborhood back home is called Park Hill. It’s a hood thing. All of my tats mean something.”
Eric Bledsoe
Bledsoe has tattoos along both arms.
Caron Butler
While on the Wizards, Butler wrote on his blog about tattoos: “Like many other guys in the NBA, I’m big on tattoos too. I may not be a league leader there, though, because I have just four of them. The tat that means the most to me is the one on my left arm. It says “Rest in Peace, Kailo”. That’s my cousin who died in a car accident. She was like a sister to me. I grew up with her and although she’s no longer here, I keep her with me.”
Jamal Crawford
Players from Seattle tend to have a lot of tattoos (Nate Robinson, Jason Terry, Terrence Williams) and Crawford is one of the heaviest. On his left shoulder is one of the dreamiest basketball-themed tattoos in the league: against a background of heavenly clouds, a hoop glows, with “Jamal” lettered across the backboard in Olde English.
DeAndre Jordan
Among Jordan’s many tattoos is a portrait of his grandfather on his stomach, added in 2012.
Lamar Odom
When it comes to tattoos, Odom keeps it simple: “My tattoos are just reminders of people who are close to me.”
DaJuan Summers
Summers has both arms well covered, but it’s his first tattoo, acquired in high school, that he looks to for comfort: “‘It has my name on it,’ says his mother, Twana, a supermarket meat cutter who raised her three kids alone in Baltimore after her husband died when DaJuan was just 3. ‘And it has the names of [his sister] Regina and [brother] Malik. He says when things get tight, he grabs that tattoo.’”
Ronny Turiaf
In March of 2011, Turiaf began work on a new tattoo on his left arm: a phoenix rising from ashes.
Maalik Wayns
Wayns has tattoos on both arms. In 2011, he posted to twitter: “God I hope I’m living right and sorry for the tattoos.”
Players without tattoos:
Willie Green
Blake Griffin
Grant Hill
Ryan Hollins
Chris Paul
Los Angeles Clippers, 2011-12
Tattoo percentage: 87% (13 players with tattoos, 2 without)
Wow. In the past few months (sealing the deal with their last-minute trade today), the Clippers have gone from a team with an average number of tattooed players last year to the team with the most tattooed players by a good margin. Strangely, their two marquee players are their only two players without tattoos.
Players with tattoos:
Chauncey Billups
On Billups’s left shoulder is a tattoo of a crowned figure spinning a basketball on his finger. Surrounding the figure are the words “King of the Hill,” a reference to the Denver neighborhood Billups grew up in. In an IGN Sports interview, Billups described it as his favorite tattoo, and explained the significance: “My neighborhood back home is called Park Hill. It’s a hood thing. All of my tats mean something.”
Eric Bledsoe
Bledsoe’s right arm is almost completely covered in tattoos.
Caron Butler
While on the Wizards, Butler wrote on his blog about tattoos: “Like many other guys in the NBA, I’m big on tattoos too. I may not be a league leader there, though, because I have just four of them. The tat that means the most to me is the one on my left arm. It says “Rest in Peace, Kailo”. That’s my cousin who died in a car accident. She was like a sister to me. I grew up with her and although she’s no longer here, I keep her with me.”
Reggie Evans
Evans has tattoos along both arms, including his mother’s name—Janie—tattooed along his left forearm.
Randy Foye
One of the most heartbreaking tattoos in the league (or that I’ve heard of, period), Foye has a tattoo of his mother over his heart. Raised by his two grandmothers after his father died and his mother ran out on the family, Foye marked his 22nd birthday with this tribute to his absent parent. A 2006 interview painted yearning, not forgiveness as the inspiration for the design: “If my mom was here today, she would probably be the most important person in my life. I know how I treat my grandmother and I put my grandmother in her place on a pedestal. I just felt as if I needed something of her attached to me, so I just put her over my heart.” Think about that next time you boo him.
Ryan Gomes
Gomes has a massive tattoo of praying hands on his ribcage.
DeAndre Jordan
Jordan has a lot of text tattoos: the serenity prayer; Matthew 5:4-5; G.W.O.M. (which stands for God Watch Over Me); Philippians 4:13; “Don’t take wooden nickels”; and a text he wrote himself on his bicep. According to a Dime Magazine profile, he can’t help it: “I mean I see a lot of writing and things like that, that I can relate to and I’m not like, ‘Oh, I should get it tattooed on me,’ but I just kind of like them so much that I want to get it.”
Travis Leslie
Leslie is the only NBA player I can think of with no upper body tattoos and tattoos on his calves.
Kenyon Martin
In a recent L.A. Times article, Martin discussed the meaning behind one of his tattoos:
“I have another tattoo here that reads: ‘God’s Plan, My will.’ That’s why I work so hard and care so much. Basketball is what got me out of the projects. It got my momma the house she never had, the car she never had.
“Nobody is going to get the best of me. You might score more points than me, but you’re going to know you were in a dogfight.”
Bobby Simmons
Simmons has a tribute to his other brother, Tizoma, who died when Bobby was a junior in high school, tattooed on his right arm. When asked about the tattoo by The Journal Times, Simmons explained, “I think of him all the time. That’s why I had this (tattoo) done. That was the purpose for me getting this, so that he would never be forgotten.”
Trey Thompkins
Thompkins has tattoos on both arms.
Mo Williams
Williams has a tattoo of the Mr. Peanut logo in reference to his childhood nickname, Peanut.
Nick Young
Young prepared for the 2010-11 season by having the word “FAITH” tattooed across his chest, a move he described in an interview: “‘It feels like a new birth. I’m just ready to take on any challenge. I’m trying to get tattoos and coming back totally new — a new Nick,’ Young said, flashing a grin, then flexing to show he has hit the weight room this summer to add another seven pounds of muscle. ‘I can stomach the big dogs this year.’”
Players without tattoos:
Blake Griffin
Chris Paul
New Orleans Hornets, 2010-11
Tattoo percentage: 13% (2 players with tattoos, 13 without)
If I’m being completely honest, I am a pretty novice NBA viewer. I follow the ball’s movement almost exclusively, unable to see how the entire court is moving or recognize where the play is headed. I have a hard time rating defense unless it results in a turnover, the nuances of how one player shuts down another require an eye that I am too excitable to develop. My assumption is that most viewers are like that, which is why people gravitate towards fast teams—Showtime Lakers, Payton/Kemp Sonics, Believe Golden State Warriors—because they reward that kind of value system. That’s basically my favorite teams trajectory, I’m no better.
Which is why I’ve been surprised, and admittedly proud of how much I’ve enjoyed watching the Hornets this season, who got as much play as the Knicks and the Warriors for 2010-11. Unlike Monta’s playground shooting or Amar’e’s exuberance, New Orleans’ game doesn’t translate well to highlight reels. Their moments of brilliance are considered and subtle, a spectacle of patience that has countless analysts invoking the Training Day “this shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers” line about Chris Paul.
The Hornets are a slow team, something they got criticized for a lot in the playoffs. But their slow is measured, disciplined, not uncertain or tentative. You know at the end of a game when the losing team takes as long as possible to pick up the inbound pass so they can extend their time on the court? The Hornets do this almost every possession, every game. While they have a few players who don’t fit into this team model, in general they always project an attitude of careful control. It’s not like Monty Williams has to take a lot of timeouts to reel in the team or divert the momentum.
I never really liked that announcer’s cliche of “tighten the screws” until I saw it applied to New Orleans. It imparts the exact right combination of precision, excruciating pain, and satisfaction in a job well done. Their sense of control kept me from despair even when they were 10-20 points down. Without strong-arming, without Reggie Miller miracle speed, without even a visible show of heroics, the Hornets (at their best) are always capable of capturing the game. That winning streak in January saw it happen in six of the ten games, where the match was determined in the final quarter and won by only a basket or two. They were tight, hard fought games, sure, but they were also examples of how the Hornets can grab ahold of any opponent and take the win.
So how does this intersect with the fact that only two of the Hornets—franchise face David West and recent arrival Trevor Ariza—have tattoos? Is it an illustration of self-control=court-control? Gross, and totally defeating the point of this blog. Does it say something about Dell Demps’ bias against tattoos? I doubt it. The thing I keep thinking about is the recent trend towards criminals not getting tattoos, because tattoos makes them easier to identify. There’s something about hiding in plain sight, but something more powerful about the subversion of expectations, the next step thinking that can manipulate these expectations into victory—a final-second pass to Jarrett Jack for the win. I once saw Chris Paul get cornered by two defenders, and he bounced the ball out of bounds off one of their bodies so his team could reset the play. Maybe that’s some veteran move I didn’t know about or can’t recall having seen, but it is some serious crook play. There were a few moments of critical hate for Paul this season because of his attempts to draw charges, but in general I think people respect him, and the Hornets by extension. And especially after this playoffs series against the Lakers, no one thinks of him as a crook, proving once again that bad boys move in silence and violence.
—
Players with tattoos:
Trevor Ariza
Among Ariza’s many tattoos are 5 designs dedicated to his younger brother, who died when they were both children. As described by a New Orleans Times-Picayune profile, these tributes are, “displayed on Ariza’s arms, chest and neck and include a sketch of Tajh’s likeness, clasped hands in prayer over Tajh’s name, and on the inside of Ariza’s left forearm, the words ‘Blood is thicker than water. I am my brother’s keeper. Rest in peace, Tajh. I miss you.’”
David West
Towards the end of West’s junior year at Xavier, he announced that he would stay and finish his degree, rather than elect for the NBA draft. Shortly afterward, he got a tattoo of the school’s symbol, a capitol X, bordered by the text “My life my way” to demonstrate this commitment. As he explained to the Cincinnati Enquirer, “It’s to show some type of loyalty to the school because I came in as a freshman, and one of the things Coach (Skip) Prosser said to me was, if you do the things you’re supposed to do, then Xavier will do what they’re supposed to do, and you’ll be successful. Xavier has been the best place for me, and it’s where I’ve been able to establish my playing career. ‘My life, My way,’ is basically, I’m going to do things now that will be the way I feel they should go. It’s my life in the end. Nobody has to walk in my shoes. Nobody has to do what I do, but me.”
Players without tattoos:
David Andersen
Marcus Banks
Marco Belinelli
Patrick Ewing Jr.
Aaron Gray
Willie Green
Jarrett Jack
Carl Landry
D.J. Mbenga
Emeka Okafor
Chris Paul
Quincy Pondexter
Jason Smith
